3800 Elizabeth Goes From Boneless to the Knickerbockers

February 20, 2008

Shaquille O’Neal

Okay, I just read the funniest thing on ESPN.com: Shaquille O’Neal’s comments regarding his role with his new team, the Phoenix Suns:

“I’m more like a senior adviser so I don’t like to come in here and try to take over,” O’Neal said. … “Just like your basic karate movie where the young guys come to the old guys with beards who have them do weird stuff to get to the other side. That’s who I am, the old guy with a long beard.”

Teammate Steve Nash’s response to that statement comes in a close second. You can read the rest of this hilarious article here.

In other news, it’s been a quiet week here at the ol’ blog. The Companion and I have both been a little bit under the weather (numerous folks at both our workplaces are sick) and we’re persevering as only we know how: she’s rehearsing a staged reading that goes up later this week; I’ve been convalescing at home with Season 5 of The Shield, courtesy of Netflix. The weekend also brought with it repeat viewings of two old favorites, Woody Allen’s Broadway Danny Rose and Spielberg’s Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, neither of which The Companion had seen before. Good times.

Otherwise, it’s just been non-stop 3800 Elizabeth around here. Last Sunday saw the debut of Episode 3, “Sonja the Boneless,” which brought our biggest crowd yet. Lots of friendly faces and repeat visitors. Also a trio of regular civilians (i.e. not theater people or friends of ours) who showed up because they saw our listing in the Village Voice. We were even visited by an honest-to-God reporter from New York Press who’s writing a little something about us for an upcoming issue. (Don’t worry: I’ll be sure to let you know when it runs. In the meantime, you can enjoy this little write-up we recently got in The Brooklyn Paper.)

As happy as I was to see so many people in the audience - it’s great to see that we’re actually building an audience, and in record time - last week’s performance was a little lacking in the energy department, I must admit. ‘Twas wan. Boneless, as it were. We let it slip away from us a little bit due to a panoply of factors, all of which we identified and are confident we won’t repeat. I mean, everyone’s entitled to an off night every now and then, right?

Meanwhile, it’s full steam ahead, as usual. This week we’re brushing up for the rerun of Episode 1, “Knickerbockers” (for those of you who missed it because you were watching The Super Bowl instead), featuring special guest stars Hope Cartelli (filling in for Iracel, who’s on vacation this week) and Ian W. Hill (reprising his turn as Bob Slebodnick, the H.R. guy for the Knicks). We had a read-through with Hope on this past weekend, and she was typically outstanding. Peter and I remembered our lines pretty well, so this ought to be a real fun time.

In the meantime, I’m hoping to get a leg up on the following week’s episode, “The Man on the Silver Mountain.” This one showcases Peter’s character, AJ, so I thankfully don’t have as much script to memorize as usual. Ideally, I’d like to have Episode 4 under my belt by Sunday so I can be a week ahead of schedule. Fingers crossed. Let us pray.

Footnote: Ian subbed in as our stage manager on Sunday, and did a splendid job (check out his blog for the recap of the live commercial he and Gyda Arber did for us). He even took the time to photographically record the proceedings for posterity. I’ll leave you with one of the images he preserved in time for us - namely the entire 3800 Elizabeth crew in tech rehearsal action!

Aaron Baker, nytheatre mike, Iracel Rivero, and Peter Handy


Random Friday Top 10: Desert Island Discs Edition

February 8, 2008

The Beatles - Abbey Road

Well, it’s been quite a week, hasn’t it?

See what I mean? Quite a week.

So, with that in mind, I thought we’d take things easy today here at the ol’ blog and jump straight to this week’s Random Friday Top 10, which has a special theme today: Desert Island Discs. As in: which 10 albums would you want to have with you if you were stranded on a desert island? A tough question, I know, but one that’s always fun to answer. After much sweat-inducing contemplation, I selected 10 albums I would be perfectly happy to listen to over and over (as I’ve already been doing for many years now). Here they are:

Mind you those are just my choices for today. Ask me again tomorrow and they might all be different. That’s the fun of this game: you can just keep playing and changing the list in a neverending quest for the perfect combination.

What would your Desert Island Discs be, dear reader? I would love to know. Leave me a comment or shoot me an email. Let’s see if we can get a good discussion going on this. My good buddy, Kevin Doyle - a known music maven in his own right - already weighed in with his picks. Check it:

  • The National - The Boxer
  • Bob Dylan - Blood on the Tracks
  • Neil Young - Freedom
  • Yo La Tengo - Night Falls Over Hoboken
  • Gillian Welch - Time (The Revelator)
  • Roger Waters - Amusing Ourselves to Death
  • U2 - The Joshua Tree
  • Spiritualized - Ladies and Gentlemen, We Are Floating in Space
  • Slumber Party - Slumber Party
  • The Flaming Lips - The Soft Bulletin

I’m not familiar with most of these, except for the really obvious ones. The Neil Young record is excellent, The Joshua Tree is a sentimental favorite (harking back to my junior year of high school), and obviously I like the Dylan album. 

That’s all I got right now, people. Happy Friday and have a good weekend. And don’t forget to come see Episode 2 of my show this Sunday night.


For The Record…

February 5, 2008

hillary.jpg 

…I’m voting for Hillary today. She’s got experience, both as an elected official and as a White House resident. She knows the ins and outs of what it means to be President, having witnessed it first hand. She’s been all around the world and knows the global scene, and who the major players are (i.e. she’s met them all, so they know her already). And, she’s got the best possible not-so-secret weapon in her arsenal with Bill. I mean, what potential future President wouldn’t want a former two-term Commander-in-Chief in their corner, and at their disposal?  This is an advantage that none of the other candidates have, and it’s one of the big tipping points for me. So, I’m going with Hillary.

But, regardless of who you’re voting for, just make sure you get out there and do it today. It’s your opportunity to make your voice heard so make sure you speak up.

(And don’t forget to show mad love to the Giants as well. GO BIG BLUE!!!)


The Search for Bobby Fischer Ends

January 18, 2008

The temp job is keeping me busy today, so I’ll have to make this brief.

First, I’ll start with this week’s Random Friday Top 10. I have to admit I’m cheating a little bit: I can’t listen to music here at work, so the Top 10 was culled from my Pandora Quick Mix two nights ago. Here it is:

  • “Precious Illusions” - Alanis Morrissette (Under Rug Swept)
  • “Air” - Ben Folds (Godzilla soundtrack album)
  • “Pisces Apple Lady” - Leon Russell (Leon Russell)
  • “Hang Low” - Momus (Ocky Milk)
  • “Drown Them Out” - Viva Voce (Get Yr Blood Sucked Out)
  • “Severed Head” - Pearl Jam (Pearl Jam)
  • “The Morning Sad” - Veruca Salt (Eight Arms to Hold You)
  • “Sheep” - Pink Floyd (Echoes: The Best of Pink Floyd)
  • “Rinse” - Vanessa Carlton (Be Not Nobody)
  • “Slow Like Honey” - Fiona Apple (Tidal)

Elsewhere, there’s word out of Iceland this morning that the sports world has lost one of its most bizarre, elusive, enigmatic, and legendary figures: Bobby Fischer. If the game of chess could boast a maverick outlaw, then Fischer was that guy. A jaw-droppingly non-linear life and career that, to my mind, is ripe for some sort of dramatic or literary rendering. Until that happens, you can rent this movie. It’s a freaking classic.


Random Friday Top 10 and Cultural Miscellany

January 12, 2008

I’m tired and a little grumpy today. Spent most of the day dragging ass and my second wind only kicked in about a half hour ago. I started a new long-term temp job at this esteemed institution of higher learning this week and I’m having a little trouble adjusting. Don’t get me wrong: the people are very nice - especially the crew I’m working directly with/for - and the work is easy. But I haven’t held a strict 9-5 job in a year and a half, so having to get up in the morning again is kicking my ass. I’ve been averaging about six hours of sleep a night since Sunday, but it hasn’t been enough. This morning I felt like I woke up already in a coma.

So suffice it to say: I’m gonna make this short and sweet tonight.

First off, I’d like to alert you all to a new web venture I learned about earlier this week. It’s called StoryBoard and it’s the brainchild of friends and fellow bloggers Robin Reed and Eric Winick, whose mutual love of NPR and This American Life has led them to branch out into the storytelling arena. They are hungry for content and story proposals (they’re so new there’s only one story currently running on the site - a story of Eric’s that’ll give you a good idea of what they’re aiming for), and eager to get the word out. I think this whole thing sounds cool, so I’ll let them tell you more about it in their own words:

Dear Friends:

In order to indulge our near-obsessive love of public radio and desire to fill the universe with the best stories out there, we are announcing the formation of a new online venture: StoryBoard.

Having educated ourselves in the ways of digital audio recording and digital sound editing, we are looking for a few good stories to edit into listener-friendly podcasts or streaming audio, and then to post them for public consumption on a new website.

What does this require? Why, your participation, of course.

What does my participation require? Your willingness to tell a story, of course.

How does it work? For starters, decide if you have a story about something that happened to you that changed your outlook on… something. Yourself, your life, your career, your political views, whatever. The story should be about a person, place, or event that had an impact on you. It should have a beginning, a middle, and an end. It can be funny, heartbreaking, or just fascinating. The more personal, the better. Preferably it should take somewhere between 5-15 minutes to tell. And it goes without saying that you need to be willing to share this story with the world. Because once we commit it to “tape,” it will be out there for all to hear. Though we would prefer to identify all storytellers by their actual names, you may choose to have your piece credited to an assumed name.

Sound interesting? Here are the next steps.

1. Reply to this e-mail. Send us a summary of your story in 1-3 paragraphs. It doesn’t have to be well-written — just give us a sense of the story’s content and structure. What is its beginning, middle, and end?

2. One of us will respond to you. We will say one of the following: (a) Yes, let’s set up a time to record that. (b) It might be a great story, we just need a little more information before we can make a decision (it may be too long or short, or missing certain elements) (c) In our subjective opinion, we don’t think it’s right for this project (i.e. it’s just not the right piece for this venue).

3. If your story is selected and recorded, it will be featured on the main page of StoryBoard, then eventually moved to the archives. We’ll also give you a CD and a link to the story’s home in our archives.

Want to hear a sample of what we’re planning? Check out http://storyboardaudio.com/ to hear our inaugural story, a piece Eric recorded a couple years ago, a hilarious and terrifying story of poor college students crashing a high-end party, with disastrous results. (P.S. Not all stories have to feature celebrities)

So that’s it. StoryBoard in a nutshell. We are excited about this project and hope you’ll share your stories with us. Or ask us questions. Have a friend or friends you think might groove on the idea? Feel free to forward this e-mail to her/him/them.

Yours in auditory solidarity,

Robin Reed and Eric Winick

Auditory solidarity: I love that!

In other news, it’s been a bit of a sports day for me. As you can see I’m only beginning to publicly admit on the blog how much I love pro sports. Here are today’s highlights:

  • The NBA has ruled that the Miami Heat and the Atlanta Hawks must replay the last 52 seconds of their December 19 overtime matchup due to a massive officiating snafu by the referees. The do-over will be in March. ESPN commentators Dan Shulman and Hubie Brown were talking about this at the beginning of tonight’s broadcast of the Miami-New Orleans game and brought up a good point: what happens if either team makes a trade or two before then? Will the new player(s) be allowed to play in the rematch even though they weren’t on the team’s official roster back in December? There seems to be nothing in the league rules about this one way or the other. Things like this intrigue me to no end, but make me glad I’m not the commissioner. (Note to Pat Riley: you might not want to think about trading Shaq just yet.)
  • The Harlem Globetrotters will retire Curly Neal’s jersey number at Madison Square Garden in February. This makes me very happy. I grew up watching these guys on ABC’s Wide World of Sports (okay, I just dated myself big time there) and always loved them. Curly was one of my faves and I’m glad he will now be enshrined with fellow Globetrotters like Wilt Chamberlain and Meadowlark Lemon. (Insert the sound of me whistling their theme song here.)

Speaking of songs, it’s time for this week’s Random Friday Top 10, which is spread out across three of my Pandora stations. Love the variety, people!

  • “A Venture” - Yes (The Yes Album)
  • “Why Have They Gone” - Starcastle (Citadel)
  • “Watcher of the Skies/Firth of Fifth” (Live) - Transatlantic (Live in America)
  • “Song for America” - Kansas (Sail On: The 30th Anniversary Collection 1974-2004)
  • “Sound Chaser” - Yes (Relayer)
  • “Echo” - Tom Petty (Echo)
  • “The Shape I’m In” - The Band (The Band: Greatest Hits)
  • “Billie” - Pavement (Terror Twilight)
  • “Letter From a Concerned Follower” - Pedro the Lion (The Only Reason I Feel Secure)
  • “The Great Salt Lake” - Band of Horses (Everything All the Time)

In closing, I’d like to alert you all to another little cool something I found out about earlier this week: the formation of The Downtown 3, a new business partnership between 3LD Art and Technology Center, Dance New Amsterdam, and HERE Arts Center to offer affordable tickets for events at all three venues. Here’s the what the official press release had to say about it:

3LD Art and Technology Center, Dance New Amsterdam (DNA) and HERE Arts Center proudly announce THE DOWNTOWN 3, a partnership offering audiences an affordable way to experience cutting-edge performance in Lower Manhattan’s alternative arts scene. These three leading Lower Manhattan institutions are united by a shared aesthetic and artistic philosophy, which merges dance, theatre, and technology to create new and innovative modes of expression. By purchasing The Downtown 3 Punchcard, audience members receive deeply discounted admission to all three venues, offering audiences an affordable way to experience risk-taking performance in Lower Manhattan’s alternative arts scene.

Purchased online or at any of the three venues’ box offices for only $33, The Downtown 3 Punchcard is used to reserve one ticket at each venue for select performances. With discounts averaging 60% off the full ticket price, Punchcard holders pay only $11 per ticket. An additional savings is available for purchasing two Punchcards, $30 per Punchcard, or $10 per ticket. The Downtown 3 Punchcard will be available on January 1, 2008 and is valid for select performances for all of 2008. To purchase The Downtown 3 Punchcard, participants call 212-352-3101 or visit www.downtown3.org.

Purchasers of the Downtown 3 Punchcard can use them at many offerings from the upcoming seasons at 3 LD Art and Technology Center, Dance New Amsterdam and HERE Arts Center. For example, for only $11 each, audience members can enjoy performances of 3-Legged Dog’s hotly anticipated upcoming premiere of Charles L. Mee’s FIRE ISLAND (regular ticket price $30); ; DNA’s OB·ject.ob·JECT, highlighting women choreographers and featuring Vanessa Justice, Nicole Wolcott and The Doorknob Company (regular ticket price $20); and HERE’s production of Oph3lia, a new work by HERE’s Resident Artist Aya Ogawa, which will open their newly renovated facility in June 2008 (regular ticket price $18).

In a joint statement, 3LD Producing Artistic Director Kevin Cunningham, HERE’s Executive Director Kristin Marting and DNA’s Executive Director Michelle Audet said: “We are incredibly excited to join forces in promoting our community of artists. Together, we form the bedrock for inspiring, engaging and cutting-edge performances happening in Lower Manhattan. This partnership creates more ways for our audiences to make art a part of their everyday life.”

And with that it’s time to go work on my lines. Merry Mount gallops along apace (you can read a brief update about it on Ian’s blog). More on that front shortly.


Jayson Stark Explains it All for You

December 28, 2007

In case you hadn’t heard I’m a big sports fan, which means I worship at the altar of ESPN.com on a daily (and sometimes hourly) basis. Baseball, football, basketball - I love all three. So you can probably imagine how ridiculously happy I was, earlier in the week, to stumble upon the following column by baseball writer/columnist Jayson Stark: Strange But True Feats of the Year.

Yes, people, that’s right: it’s sort of like the Ripley’s Believe it or Not of 2007 baseball statistics and occurrences, in which Stark tells us all about…

  • How Baltimore Orioles third baseman Melvin Mora got thrown out of a June 28 Yankees-Orioles game during a rain delay.
  • How Cincinnati Reds second baseman Brandon Phillips stole two bases on one pitch during an August 1 game versus the Washington Nationals.
  • How the Chicago White Sox managed to lose a May 31 game in which the opposing team - the Toronto Blue Jays - had no baserunners. (?!?!?!)
  • How the Texas Rangers, in an August 3 game against the Toronto Blue Jays, unknowingly used two pitchers who both shared the exact same birthday: December 24, 1974 (happy belated birthday to those guys, by the way).

You can read all about those items, and many many more, here. Enjoy the trivia, people.